- Look, if I die, Al, tell Ellie I'm sorry I said all those things to her. I said terrible things to her. I called her all kinds of names. Probably because I never stopped loving her.

- You're not dying.

- Well, if I don't die, tell her she's a tramp, and she's living with a guy the best you could say about him is sometimes he returns phone calls.


Romance, hypochondria and redemption from "Hollywood ending", by Woody Allen.